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exhists:

sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50 

jackballs:

don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like

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guy:

don’t fuck with people that have ugly pics of you

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

realmenstink:

CUTE SCRUFFSTER IN HIS HANES !!!

realmenstink:

CUTE SCRUFFSTER IN HIS HANES !!!

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

throbinhood:

my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have

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where he blinks when you move him

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and if you angle it right he’ll wink

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oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

nicolebyer:

Is this real? I love it.